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Fly Away, Pain

Dear Pain,

We’ve known each other for decades. You know me well. You know to change when I learn to deal with you. There are times that I believe you’ve gone for a good long time, then you surprise me and return as I get up from my chair or turn my head to look across the room.

Oh, Pain, I have tried so many treatments to be rid of you. You are not a friend I desire for my life. I desire hope, faith, and trust. There is no room for you in my life, in my closet, at the office, or with my friends. Yet you continually attempt to stick your nose where it doesn’t belong.

I must admit that I have learned from you. I have learned to carry on, as much as possible. I have been fortunate to work for blessedly supportive employers and supervisors for all of these years with you in my life. They understand when I need more time to remove you from my day. Despite all of your efforts, there is good in my life.

None the less, I wish for you to take a step back. Take note of my preventative efforts, and take a flying leap. May your flight take you far from this place.

Sincerely,
Not Your Friend

Morale of the Story: Life can go on, and I give thanks that it does.

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Posted by on May 20, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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The Moon and the Sun

The moon and the sun, sitting on the beach.

One is saying, “Good evening, I look forward to watching over you this night.”

The other is saying, “It was a good day. Let’s have another one tomorrow.”

Both of these spheres keep us in tune.

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Posted by on May 19, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Greeting Cards

I enjoy reading greeting cards, sending them, and receiving them. Hallmark is one of my most appreciated stores. They have cards for everything! When a beloved pet dies, when someone has a terminal illness, and for divorce. I enjoy their cards.

So when I saw this store in Traverse City, I was thrilled! Not only did they have caramels on sale, holiday items 75% off, and the perfect card I was seeking at the time, but the store was named for me! Granted, if it truly were, it would not have had corner spelled with a K. Not sure what other word, if any. But the first two words in the store name are great!

Morale of the Story: Nothing’s ever perfect, but close is often appreciated.

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Posted by on May 18, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Traveling

What a week, and it’s not even over.

Traveling to take a friend to visit her parents.

Traveling to meet friends for a retreat.

Traveling for a work meeting out of town.

Traveling to take my mom to a museum for Mother’s Day.

Traveling to and from the office.

Traveling to and from the laundry room.

Traveling through all of the various e-mail at work and at home.

Traveling.

I thank the Lord to see the sunset from my own window.

Morale of the Story: Traveling isn’t for everyone. Sometimes the view from home is the best view available.

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Posted by on May 17, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Everyone Deserves a Special Place

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Posted by on May 16, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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And Then There’s My New Favorite

This evening I was enjoying some time on the couch with the ONE cat of ours that will SOMETIMES sit on my lap. We were both content watching the television. Then…

Then another cat came along and harassed her into getting off of my lap. This “another cat” joined me on the couch. At least she was kind enough to sit next to me for a while. Until…

Until one more cat came along and nagged another cat. Another cat got down, and one more cat joined me on the couch. So…

So the one who leaves us all alone is now my new favorite. She was busy doing nothing the whole time.

Morale of the Story: Although I wish they could share, it’s good to be wanted.

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Posted by on May 15, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Really?

Mom,

This is my life.

This is my time.

Do you really need to take another photo?

If so, please share my opinion of all of this attention.

Then, remind them how adorable I am.

All of the time.

Love, your daughter

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Posted by on May 14, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Garbage Night

It’s Sunday night, well, to some it might be Monday morning. Until I go to bed for the day, it’s night. Sunday makes it garbage night.

Preparing for garbage night is usually on my list of least favorite things. It means the most thorough cleaning of the kitty litter all week, emptying the trash bins all around the house, and checking the fridge for miscellaneous icky things. Yet, there’s one part of the evening that is delightful.

After taking the garbage can to the street, I enjoy the walk back to the house. (Marketing: Garbage can is the term Best Way Disposal uses. As I appreciate them, they are my authority on all things garbage & recycling.)

That walk back to the house is a time to tilt my head back, look up into the sky, and see what I can see. Tonight, it was seeing the light clouds in the dark night, along with a few stars. Sometimes it’s stars galore, and other times it is an amazing moon of any shape or size. Every time, it reminds me of my childhood when my dad and I would walk to the house from the dairy barn.

My dad was a hard-working dairy farmer, as are all farmers. He was up before the crack of dawn (which I now refer to as the crack of stupid, thanks to Betsie’s intellectual remark). My mom figured that for many years he lifted 2,000 pounds each day, not including the extra weight from bailing hay in the summer. He milked 30 plus bossy’s twice daily. He often ended up repairing equipment, enduring salesmen, or being distracted by nagging children. Yet, at the end of the long, hard day’s work, he would still take a slow walk with me to the house and point out all of the constellations. It was a treasured time as he explained about a science he respected. He would share stories about weather, about the meaning of the stars, or about how light pollution reduces our vision into the night sky.

Therefore, the end result of taking the trash to the street is a good and joyful time.

Morale of the Story: Most things in life have a benefit, no matter how disgusting the activity.

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Posted by on May 13, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Standing Out

Does anything stand out in this photo to you?

Have you ever looked at someone, and something about them just stood out from the rest?

Hands, nose, lips, eye brows? Smile, voice, hugs, spirit?

There are many beings in my life for which something stands out.

  • Humor in any situation which disarms the most aggressive being.
  • Eyes that look into my soul and see me for who I really am.
  • Hands that touch my shoulder or the back of my hand in support.
  • A voice that calms my spirit.
  • Eye brows that express it all.
  • A nose that wiggles when the person laughs.
  • The head tilt of intensive listening.

I am blessed with beings who have something that stands out in my life. What stands out for you?

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Posted by on May 12, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Sisters, Sometimes

These girls are sisters, most of the time. Or is that some of the time?

Any which way, we have adopted these two kitties. I call them sisters. They were not born sisters by blood, but in our eyes, in our home, they are now sisters. I believe most pet adopters feel this way.

Yet in the world, as a human, I have a half-sister and a half-brother. My mom is their step-mom. My brother calls me his sister and he calls my mom his mom. My sister calls me her half-sister and she calls my mom her step-mom. I have always called them my sister and brother.

Then again, I am significantly younger, and they have always been here from my perspective. My mom did not pass away from this earth, and I did not witness my father date and then marry another woman. I figured that was why my one sister referred to me as her half and my mom her step. No matter, they are all I’ve got in the way of siblings, and I call them my sister and my brother – the extra step and half of that doesn’t matter to me. I love them.

On another note, my eldest sister was still alive when her ex-husband remarried. That new woman wanted my eldest sister’s children to call her mom. She was not only their step-mom, but their real mom was merely a couple of miles away. This confused the kids. My mom, who was the only living mother of my siblings never expected her step-children to call her mom. She did not want to dishonor the memory of their mother.

My mom, when referring to my great, great grandpa says that we are his family. However, his brother is only a “distant relation”. I don’t quite understand this since they were brothers; equal in relation. Yes, one is my great, great-grandfather, and the other is my great, great, great-uncle. But both are part of my history. Both share a genetic make-up of my being. Both to me are family, end of discussion.

Oh, the trials of family! I prefer to say sister, brother, mother, cousin, niece, nephew, etc., and I tend to find it more respectful of the relationship. Yet, there are times when it is disrespectful. Thank goodness our cats don’t argue with me. They are sisters to each other, and I love them all as children. Adopted or otherwise.

Morale of the Story: Treat all with love, no matter how you are related, if at all possible. The benefit is greater than the effort.

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Posted by on May 12, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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