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Returning Home
Returning home from a long weekend away, there are two reactions:
- The one says … “Where where you! Why did you leave me? Never go away again!”
- The other thinks … “She doesn’t exist until I can find forgiveness for this grievous abandonment in my heart.”
Happiness is … (002)
… playing with a moving target. So glad she makes scarves!
(Side Note: All scarves made by me have feline assistance.)
Sex Scandal
A guy asked a farmer, “May I leave my cat in your barn? I’m moving out of town and cannot take her.”
The farmer said, “So long as she’s spayed, that would be fine.”
… a year later…
My dad says to me, “There are a couple of gorgeous kittens in the barn. We need to talk your mom into letting both of them live in the house with us.”
I say to my dad,”I thought all of the barn cats were fixed?”
My dad says to me, “Do you remember that guy who said his cat was spayed last year?”
I say to my dad, “Sure, she’s pretty.”
My dad says to me, “There’s a new Tom cat I haven’t caught to get neutered yet.”
I say to my dad, “So?”
My dad says to me, “It’s her second litter.”
Morale of the Story: I adore my girls, and I wouldn’t trade them. But as a pet care giver, I need to be responsible.
Please be responsible with me and spay or neuter your pets. It’s called love.
Things I Know: Cat Roommates
In order to live with a cat, there are certain things we should know. These are things I wish I’d known before having house cats, but I would have gladly gone down this road anyhow:
- You may sit in any seat not taken by the cat. The cat will be selecting their seat first.
- You may use the pillow not being used by the cat. Unless the cat’s mind changes, in which case you will switch pillows.
- What you eat, they will want to eat. No, they don’t like fruit or veggies. They can’t have chocolate or onions. The meat is fair game (ha, ha). You will get use to the evil eye (or you could just eat out).
- The hairballs will land in one of two places: a) the hardest location to clean or b) on the most valuable things.
- Do not drink out of open-top containers (mugs, glasses, coffee cups, beer cans, etc.) unless you enjoy the flavor of kitty paw or shared kitty breath.
This is only the beginning. More might be shared later. Of course, I may repeat myself, as somethings are worth expressing multiple times.
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