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Seek and You May Find: A Happy Tail

Today’s post was to be different, but my night took a twist.

Tonight was the township’s fireworks display. I walked out to see them, back by the gardens. I could see them well, so I called my brother asking if he’d like to watch them with me. He said he’d seen them, but his dog Lucy was missing. He’d been searching for an hour, and there was no sign of her.

I walked to his house and offered to help. After some discussion, we agreed to take both trucks and leave one out where he’d last seen her. That was way back in one of his orchards. He’d spent the evening hand thinning some of his fruit trees, and she’d been with him.

By the time we got the trucks out there and he opened his door, Lucy walked right up to him! Now I know he will sleep well, she was just frighted first by someone with gunfire earlier and later by the fireworks, and that she will come when she feels safe to the sound of the truck.

I know this isn’t every pet care giver’s outcome. I know the lost are not always found. My heart goes out to all who have endured seeking with no finding.

But tonight, we give thanks. As soon as he told me the situation, I began to pray. That praying has not ended, because now I give thanks.

Morale of the Story: It’s worth the effort. When a loved one is in need, taking the time to do whatever you are able, especially if it’s praying, it IS worth it. Do what you are able, where you are able.

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Posted by on June 30, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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I Fit, Episode 8

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Posted by on June 29, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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What I Know About Cooking

What I know about cooking can fit into a short list:

  • I don’t like it
  • It’s time consuming
  • It involves cleanup
  • Short ingredient and direction lists are good = 4 or less of each
  • Use butter, not the artificial stuff: I’d rather have a heart attack than cancer
  • Lastly, if something is warmed in the kitchen, then I’m cooking … therefore, heating a frozen dinner in the microwave IS cooking
  • Someone else’ cooking often tastes better than my own

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Posted by on June 28, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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The Voice in my Car

I enjoy books. I enjoy reading. For me, reading takes many forms. The two I use the most are with my eyes and my ears. Yes, listening is another way of reading – to me.

Most of the time, I have an audio book going in the car. I recently downloaded from LibriVox It’s Like This, Cat by Emily Cheney Neville. It was read by Betsie Bush. (Here’s a link if you’re interested in “reading” it too: http://librivox.org/its-like-this-cat-by-emily-neville/.)

Betsie has been a friend since before kindergarten. That was a very, very, very, very long time ago. We have endured trials and celebrated triumphs. We have had falling outs and we’ve fallen down screaming with laughter. We have had many years to appreciate one another. Her voice is to me the sound of home.

So, when I started this cute audio story, I was looking forward to hearing the words read by my friend. Turned out, at the sound of her voice, I wanted to talk with her!

It drove me crazy to hear her voice each day, and not be able to carry on a conversation. Ack!

Well, I muddled through, each time I turned this on in the car, talking back at the audiobook by telling Betsie about my day, asking her how things are going, and laughing out loud at myself. I often talk to myself, but I’m sure this was stare worthy of my fellow drivers on the road. I yammered away at my dear friend for most of the book!

Not sure how much of the story I heard. Not sure I can do another one, but I might give it a try. It was nice to have her in my car for a few days.

Betsie, you’re always with me, even when you’re not.

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Posted by on June 27, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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I Fit, Episode 7

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Posted by on June 26, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Sex Scandal

A guy asked a farmer, “May I leave my cat in your barn? I’m moving out of town and cannot take her.”

The farmer said, “So long as she’s spayed, that would be fine.”

… a year later…

My dad says to me, “There are a couple of gorgeous kittens in the barn. We need to talk your mom into letting both of them live in the house with us.”

I say to my dad,”I thought all of the barn cats were fixed?”

My dad says to me, “Do you remember that guy who said his cat was spayed last year?”

I say to my dad, “Sure, she’s pretty.”

My dad says to me, “There’s a new Tom cat I haven’t caught to get neutered yet.”

I say to my dad, “So?”

My dad says to me, “It’s her second litter.”

Morale of the Story: I adore my girls, and I wouldn’t trade them. But as a pet care giver, I need to be responsible.
Please be responsible with me and spay or neuter your pets. It’s called love.

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Posted by on June 25, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Things I Know: Dog Roommates

I’ve only known dogs since I came home from the hospital a week after birth. (Once upon a time, new mothers stayed in the hospital a while to adjust to the new wee one for which they must learn to care for every minute of every day.) Due to these years of experience with hounds, I make this list of the things I know of doggie roommates to help future roomies.

  • Their eyes will get to you. These eyes will entice to you feed them treats, give them pets, let them in, let them out, let them in, and, in general, do their bidding.
  • They are resilient. They do get hurt, they can get well, but no one knows forgiveness like a dog.
  • They are never full. Well, they are full, but they will never stop letting you know that a little bit more here, and a smidge of that over there, would make them happy.
  • Their love is unconditional. This is a responsibility you have to love them back with as much adoration and enthusiasm. So it’s out of love that you don’t provide all of the treats requested. And they will forgive you for not doing their bidding.
  • Tail wagging is good.
  • Showing their teeth is bad.
  • Walks are the best!

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Posted by on June 24, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Things I Know: Cat Roommates

In order to live with a cat, there are certain things we should know. These are things I wish I’d known before having house cats, but I would have gladly gone down this road anyhow:

  • You may sit in any seat not taken by the cat. The cat will be selecting their seat first.
  • You may use the pillow not being used by the cat. Unless the cat’s mind changes, in which case you will switch pillows.
  • What you eat, they will want to eat. No, they don’t like fruit or veggies. They can’t have chocolate or onions. The meat is fair game (ha, ha). You will get use to the evil eye (or you could just eat out).
  • The hairballs will land in one of two places: a) the hardest location to clean or b) on the most valuable things.
  • Do not drink out of open-top containers (mugs, glasses, coffee cups, beer cans, etc.) unless you enjoy the flavor of kitty paw or shared kitty breath.

This is only the beginning. More might be shared later. Of course, I may repeat myself, as somethings are worth expressing multiple times.

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Posted by on June 23, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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I Fit, Episode 6

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Posted by on June 22, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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Migraine Sufferer Celebration

Today is a Migraine Sufferer Celebration!

I went to pickup a prescription today, and I had a fantastic surprise. My current medications are all on the high cost end, and my co-pays are huge. For the one medication I was to pickup today, the co-pay is $80 for one month. That is significantly less than the actual cost of today’s medication, so I am grateful to have insurance, but that co-pay gets a bit exhausting over time. It is also a medication that I am not allowed to fill three-months worth at once, which helps out a bit financially.

Today, generic Maxalt is available! Woo hoo!!!! I paid $10 today, and not the expected $80.

I thanked the pharmacist for news that made my year. Then I walked around the corner into the protein bar isle, and I did a happy dance. There was a gorgeous man, and he thought my dance left a lot to be desired. I couldn’t care less. This is a day I’ve been waiting for for years!

Morale of the Story: Good things DO come to those who wait! Let the water sing my happiness!

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Posted by on June 21, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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